Posts tagged: jane crocker
homestuck udpate more like holy shit jane crocker
Well, we were predicting something like this would happen. The costume color change is a bit unexpected, though.
i dont think you all understand just how proud i am of myself for managing to actually finish this
This was the best update.
It’s a dig at SJWers and jerkwads who insists characters are white long after Hussie said it didn’t matter and he doesn’t care. He trolls like that sometimes. He really doesn’t care what race fanartists draw the kids as.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the following:
Jane is the first female human to outright wear pants in this comic. The others wear leggings or skirts or some combination of both. (I don’t know if Dream Selves count, but those are uniforms everyone gets.) She’s also wearing that style of t-shirt that Dave seems to like, I forget what they’re called.
Jane voluntarily wears a mustache. Jane. Voluntarily. Wears. A Mustache.
Jane is wielding a King’s Scepter. Not only that, but she’s merged it with a giant fork, so now it’s bigger than she is. It’s a King’s Fork. Apparently forks were a nobility thing back in the day? Not really relevant, but
Mustache + The Pants + King’s Fork bigger than she is
Jane is now the manliest person in the session. Dirk and Jake are out being boys, with their shorts and utility belts. Dad Crocker is… somewhere, and the Kings seem to not be a factor. Roxy knows where the REAL party’s at. ;D
this relates back to caliborn’s “MY QuEEN. DISGuISED AS A KING. MADE MOVES LIKE A KING. WHICH IS WITHIN ITS CAPABILITY. THIS WAS DONE TO DECEIVE YOu.”
Are people tired of drunk Roxy jokes yet? Too bad biptches.
Frick I hate trying to format comic posts on tumblr.
Roxy has spoken! All other ships are invalid! lol