I decided I wasn’t kidding
The Secret of the Incredible Frozen Guardians
I wouldn’t mind at all if this becomes a thing.
someone please make this a thing.
The Just-ice league
that is the greatest thing ever please make that catch on
gross domestic au adventures with dumblr user cashtier
mituna/psiioniic works as a seaman who ships (betty crocker) products to other branches so he’s always away and sollux and terezi get stuck with their anime lawyer mom latula/redglare who buys like 40 games for herself(and insults sollux by calling him by his full name when he loses in pvp games)
sometimes she forgets shes a proffesional prosecuting attorney with two sometimes three shit-talking mouths to feed
its so strange to think how less than 200 years ago people considered vampires to be some of the most utterly terrifying creatures on earth and literally dug up anyone thought to be undead and burned their organs while praying furiously. i just saw a commercial where a family of vampires enjoyed some wholesome nutri grain bars. america is a wonderful place
200 years ago they didn’t have the human centipede
We bred monsters and domesticated others.